CUSTOM CHAOS MAGIC 12x36in Mixed Media Original Art by CAKES

12 x 36" | One-of-One Ritual Canvas
This is not a commission. This is an offering. To the gods, and to me.

This is for the one who knows better.

Better art.
Better women.
Better magic.
Better farts. (Yeah, I said it.)

You’re not just buying a painting—you’re buying an access point to my divine ridiculous power.
This is BBW Queen energy with a weed cloud halo, blessing you directly from the pocket of the cosmos.

What you’re getting:

• A 12 x 36 inch mixed media portal, custom-made after a quick vibe check with me

• Essence-infused art (and I mean that literally—expect scents, secrets, and the air of a real-life stoner goddess)

• Textures, tears, glitter, whispers, giggles, dried roses, pressed memories, weed crumbs, and maybe a lil drama

• Something ugly-hot-beautiful in the exact way that wealth and worship should feel

• A piece so energetically loud it’ll flirt with your entire living room

Choose this piece if:

• You’ve been waiting for something weirdly expensive and deeply personal to prove you have taste

• You know you’re safe in the hands of a stoned divine feminine chaos sorceress

• You love collecting things no one else can have

• You want my energy in your home without being weird about it

• You’ve been dying to tell someone, “Yeah, this one? It’s custom. The artist’s name is Cara. She’s a legend.”

Let’s talk energy exchange:

$4,444 opens the gate.

You wanna give more? I receive.

Payment plans? Sure, if it turns you on.

Can you resell this later for $20k? Probably.

Will I care? Absolutely not. I’ll be too busy painting my next orgasm onto linen.

SEO, but sexy:

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How to claim it:

1. Email CaraTheBossLady@gmail.com

2. Subject line: “Fill My Life With Chaos Magic”

3. Include: your name, your vibe, your favorite smell, and what this piece should help you unlock   

You’re not just buying art. You’re buying my energy.

And you better treat it like it’s holy. Because it is.

Welcome to FARTÈ, babe.