CRYPTO NOODLE LIFE HACK MELTDOWN 12x12in Mixed Media by CAKES

One-of-One Mixed Media (12x12")
Price: $420.69 (because of course it is)
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This piece is not art—it’s a lifestyle rug pull in real time.

Constructed with real instant noodles, bootleg hot sauce, internet tears, and the broken dreams of JPEG millionaires, “CRYPTO NOODLE LIFE HACK MELTDOWN” is a chaotic, maximalist relic of late-stage digital capitalism. It screams “Warning: Crypto” before you even see it, but you didn’t listen—none of us did.

Visual Highlights:

• Tangled ramen: symbolic of your portfolio after Dogecoin hit $0.03.

• Gelatinous goo & glitter vomit: the residue of your 10x gains gone liquid.

• Strategic label placement: “NFTs Are a Scam” isn’t a whisper, it’s a mural at your liquidation sale.

• Color palette: Pure dopamine-trigger-core. High-vis yellows, rage pinks, and the blackest black of your soul after another altcoin crash.

Collector Vibe:
Perfect for any degen turned minimalist turned irony-lord. Ideal wall art for a VC’s panic room, a Discord moderator’s man cave, or your mom’s basement (now branded your Content Lab).

Buy it to flex. Buy it to cry. Buy it because you just sold your last Bored Ape and need a physical asset that actually exists.

Included with purchase:

• A hand-signed COA smeared in metaphorical hot sauce

• QR code to nowhere (because that’s the point)

• Unshakable bragging rights as the owner of the first artwork ever to literally marinate in crypto regret